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The Important Things

Some things are better than treasure.

by likelife96
Baelia's Burdens #4

I'm sure Baelia didn't find this too hue-morous.

Also by alexipharmic

by certifiabletrash

Ghosts Don't Get Sick

Hey, wait a minute...

by iluminescent
Eclectic Antics: Illusen's Marketing

Being tiny is an everyday struggle.

Also by parody_ham

by amarettoball

Surprise Illusen

Faeries that come out of the bushes are trustworthy... right?

by milkbear
More Like Illusen

Oops...

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

What's Down the Symol Hole?

Never leave any food in the symol hole, it will attract nearby petpets.

by singing_meadow
Faerie Quests: Revealed!

That's why Faeries don't ask for help from other Faeries...

Also by chiefgrumpy

by joslucca3000

Life As A Kad: Doctor'

The best kind of treatment.

by anniversarium
#LDN - Leave

Leaving the place he once ruled...To fulfill his destiny.

by gorubeza
When Carrots AREN'T Carrots...

Surprise!

by sn4zzeh
An Old Wive's Tale

And that's where omelettes come from

Also by Yellowpagebeatdown

by josephinefarine

Crafters

amagarn solmrbpe

by ianharrypotter
Avatar Atrocity

Anyone? Help?

by dawgcpa
Too Many Collars

Uhh, he did it?

Also by shadowlugia_92.

by murillion

The Uncanny NeoValley

The Space Faerie has an... unusual sense of humor.

by amn102
 
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"Adventures in Krawk Island" by dunefurandlilypelt
"Rare treasures on sale! Get them now! We brought these back all the way in the Lost Desert, 'ey're so rare," a typical Pirate merchant shouted to everyone in hearing distance on the Warf Wharf. That meant everyone. The guy was loud. Lillian rolled her eyes. All of these pirates were scammers and frauds. The Speckled Uni watched curiously as an obviously gullible female Pirate Shoyru approached the merchant. "What are they?" the lady asked. "Rare gold gems from the caves deep beneath the Lost Desert," he told her. Lillian raised an eyebrow. "What's the price?" A greedy glint lit up the merchant's eyes, and Lillian glared at him. Yes, these merchants were all the same. "I think 250 Dubloons would be a fair price for these treasures," the merchant said with a slippery tongue. "A bargain, even!" 250 anything was an enormous amount for anybody on Krawk Island. Lillian gave a little gulp. This guy was a total rip-off. Just as the Shoyru lady was about to accept, the Uni stepped forward. "Ma'am, sorry to barge in, but you're being cheated." The merchant glared at her. "Let me explain," Lillian began. "Anyone who's been to the Lost Desert knows that its sand would never allow for caves. It's just too loose." Lillian told the customer and the merchant. "So you're obviously lying about where the gems come from." Before the angry merchant could reply, she kept on going. "Besides, gold has never been found in the Lost Desert. Only rubies, emeralds, and the like," Lillian informed them. It was apparent the merchant hadn't done his research.




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Adventures in Krawk Island
"Rare treasures on sale! Get them now! We brought these back all the way in the Lost Desert, 'ey're so rare," a typical Pirate merchant shouted to everyone in hearing distance on the Warf Wharf. That meant everyone. The guy was loud. Lillian rolled her eyes. All of these pirates were scammers and frauds.

by dunefurandlilypelt

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Ghostly Dreams
Identity. That was something Sylva didn't have the time or courage to keep anymore. Sylva had been a dashing young Lupe, adventurous, newly wed, setting out to sail every other weekend. What ever he was now wasn't that. Quite the opposite, if anything.

by jrayeb3

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10 Wearables That Transform Customizations
With thousands of neocash items in existence, it can be overwhelming to design a new customization for your pet. While there are likely hundreds of items that have the ability to completely change an entire customization, I've narrowed it down to ten of my favorites. Each of these items has the potential to add so much to your closet, and perhaps even replace multiple wishlist items.

by painted_dreams87

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Into the Glade- an Interview with Illusen
An Illusen Day special interview with Meridell's favourite Earth Faerie.

by puddydog

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Six
Chloe inadvertently flinched at Inna's declaration that Veronica wanted to speak to her. The idea of talking to Veronica had never crossed her mind. She was her mortal enemy, and partially responsible for her eventual death. “Why would Veronica want to speak to me?” Chloe demanded.

by kristykimmy

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Four
Over coughing up sobs, I heard the metal door squeak, and something slipped behind me. I could see it from a shadow on the wall, standing there like stone, its shape overlapping with my quivering silhouette. Even covered in darkness I dared to not let it find my face, soaked and shaken, pressed against the cold surface of the table.

by ummagine3284



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